forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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