What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
