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A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
that is very illegal...i love you.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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