we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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