Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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