so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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