just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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