you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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