who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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