awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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