yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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