You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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