Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Randomize
