I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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