i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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