if you like me you must not know who I am
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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