O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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