Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
These tits shall not be calmed
Your penis caused this!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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