Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
