glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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