How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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