are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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