im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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