wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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