I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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