Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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