Say something about gay babies.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
whose parrot is this?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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