At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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