Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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