In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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