I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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