Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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