got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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