People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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