Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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