Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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