Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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