how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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