I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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