talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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