Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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