I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
