And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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