How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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