one two three fourrrrnication!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
