he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
