I heard we made out
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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