I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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