U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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