i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
ok first of all what the fuck
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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