My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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